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(623): View more from Arizona

You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'

(1-623): View more from Arizona

I thought I could.

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(314): View more from Missouri

On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?

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(519): View more from Ontario

i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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(386): View more from Florida

after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.

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(801): View more from Utah

My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I feel strange, like something is off with my body

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Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.

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(916): View more from California

I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up

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