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(203): View more from Connecticut

walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!

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(850): View more from Florida

Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.

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(630): View more from Illinois

all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

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