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(703): View more from Virginia

like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.

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(858): View more from California

I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.

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(850): View more from Florida

some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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(519): View more from Ontario

i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

when did we get a doorman?

(203): View more from Connecticut

we were also in the wrong building...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."

(423): View more from Tennessee

Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.

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(845): View more from New York

he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper

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