Best Nights of All Time

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...

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  He's the fucking cop whisperer.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"

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  So... What happend then?

  (404): View more from Georgia

  We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  he fucked me so hard my future children felt it

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!

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• (914): View more from New York

  Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.

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