He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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