went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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