But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
