Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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