he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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