Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dignity is for republicans.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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