I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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