Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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