he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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