scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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