i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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