I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
organizing the empties. That sober.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
