doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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