How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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