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(617): View more from Massachusetts

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

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i think i might be a female sloth

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(720): View more from Colorado

We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.

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Oooh, he sounds pretty classy

(720): View more from Colorado

Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them

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