Texts From Last Night · Iooan's Favorites

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her

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(516): View more from New York

Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

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Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

(216): View more from Ohio

Holy shit r u serious? How?

(440): View more from Ohio

Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

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(216): View more from Ohio

My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.

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(845): View more from New York

i can't find my house

(1-845): View more from New York

we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

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i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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(425): View more from Washington

If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.

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