Texts From Last Night · Jbartlett's Favorites

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(586): View more from Michigan

I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.

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(303): View more from Colorado

anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?

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(951): View more from California

wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?

(1-951): View more from California

please go to sleep

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(706): View more from Georgia

fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats

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(815): View more from Illinois

I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time

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(518): View more from New York

Why does your place smell like gin and misery?

(1-518): View more from New York

I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'

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(303): View more from Colorado

I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes

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