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(907): View more from Alaska

This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.

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(206): View more from Washington

I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.

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(847): View more from Illinois

another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?

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(607): View more from New York

Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.

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I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.

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(407): View more from Florida

Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.

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(631): View more from New York

we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,

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(806): View more from Texas

You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."

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Best pick-up line ever!

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