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(609): View more from New Jersey

At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me

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(775): View more from Nevada

You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.

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