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(704): View more from North Carolina

this is really not the time to pretend we have morals

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(913): View more from Kansas

i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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(813): View more from Florida

The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer

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(804): View more from Virginia

She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch

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(909): View more from California

The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."

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(607): View more from New York

Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles

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(630): View more from Illinois

I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?

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