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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

Good point.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet

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(805): View more from California

Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week

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(618): View more from Illinois

It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.

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YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE

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