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(205): View more from Alabama

I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.

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She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Did we use protection last night?

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Um, no...keep in touch, okay?

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