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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"

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(206): View more from Washington

What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?

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Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.

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