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(920): View more from Wisconsin

dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?

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no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?

(920): View more from Wisconsin

he wasn't. neither were you.

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(248): View more from Michigan

do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

RUDE.

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I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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outsmarted mickey deeeees

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(303): View more from Colorado

God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.

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And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.

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(845): View more from New York

We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?

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Who won mens moguls?

(845): View more from New York

That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.

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