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(904): View more from Florida

Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.

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(940): View more from Texas

You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole

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(661): View more from California

1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.

(1-661): View more from California

1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up

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(207): View more from Maine

Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........

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(815): View more from Illinois

It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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