Texts From Last Night · Taki's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Taki's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?

Fav 106 23662 1413
share tweet
(917): View more from New York City

My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard

Fav 19 3589 1122
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(970): View more from Colorado

I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.

Fav 3 3029 1134
share tweet
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.

Fav 23 5834 1536
share tweet
(262): View more from Wisconsin

dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five

(1-262): View more from Wisconsin

bitch

Fav 62 3553 5273
share tweet
(503): View more from Oregon

I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.

Fav 37 6056 932
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.

Fav 14 1476 4233
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(334): View more from Alabama

I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.

Fav 41 13008 1999
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT