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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.

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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.

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(607): View more from New York

i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.

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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.

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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!

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(678): View more from Georgia

Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.

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(647): View more from Ontario

We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.

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(914): View more from New York

I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.

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You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.

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