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(770): View more from Georgia

my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

tequila makes me forget i have legs

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(757): View more from Virginia

It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.

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(251): View more from Alabama

As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.

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