Texts From Last Night · haren's Favorites

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(925): View more from California

This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class

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(519): View more from Ontario

her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs

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(516): View more from New York

I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs

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(204): View more from Manitoba

they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.

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(319): View more from Iowa

just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.

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(248): View more from Michigan

You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...

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(712): View more from Iowa

I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga

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(408): View more from California

you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"

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