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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.

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(214): View more from Texas

I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.

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(734): View more from Michigan

What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"

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(530): View more from California

regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle

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(806): View more from Texas

with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.

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(805): View more from California

before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Taylor Swift is so right about you.

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(314): View more from Missouri

just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"

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