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(615): View more from Tennessee

Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing

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(618): View more from Illinois

She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....

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(619): View more from California

She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.

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(408): View more from California

I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit

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(816): View more from Missouri

The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!

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