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(731): View more from Tennessee

who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.

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(646): View more from New York

Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?

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(714): View more from California

Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.

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(325): View more from Texas

my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.

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(515): View more from Iowa

in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.

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