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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just hotboxed my laundry basket.

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(817): View more from Texas

I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.

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(917): View more from New York City

M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"

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(330): View more from Ohio

so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

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i hate you

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(713): View more from Texas

I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.

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babe, don't say it like that!

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I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.

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(847): View more from Illinois

so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".

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