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(213): View more from California

your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better

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(314): View more from Missouri

Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.

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(915): View more from Texas

I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.

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(585): View more from New York

i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold

(1-585): View more from New York

hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?

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(805): View more from California

Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?

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and why are they spooning a flamingo?

(714): View more from California

they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.

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(315): View more from New York

There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.

(440): View more from Ohio

its Wednesday...

(315): View more from New York

they're reeeeeally big trays

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