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(613): View more from Ontario

Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.

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(818): View more from California

You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.

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(727): View more from Florida

Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.

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(586): View more from Michigan

We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt

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