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i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven

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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.

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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

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(916): View more from California

So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?

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