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(410): View more from Maryland

He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.

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True romance of the 21st century.

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(408): View more from California

Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.

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(518): View more from New York

how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago

(404): View more from Georgia

so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?

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