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(605): View more from South Dakota

You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.

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(325): View more from Texas

Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".

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(416): View more from Toronto

He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am

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(631): View more from New York

At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?

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