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(313): View more from Michigan

The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.

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(916): View more from California

and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude i fell asleep inside of her

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thats awesome

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me

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(305): View more from Florida

So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?

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(818): View more from California

Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.

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Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.

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(212): View more from New York

guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.

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