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(716): View more from New York

I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

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(305): View more from Florida

I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".

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