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(917): View more from New York City

i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities

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(914): View more from New York

Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude

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(850): View more from Florida

Are you still giving blowjobs?

(1-850): View more from Florida

Who is this?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it

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(785): View more from Kansas

That reminds me...we need to get swords

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