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(415): View more from California

You kept trying to hail an ambulance

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!

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please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"

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(801): View more from Utah

So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away

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(352): View more from Florida

Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

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And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.

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(917): View more from New York City

I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.

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