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(602): View more from Arizona

I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?

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(817): View more from Texas

It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.

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(407): View more from Florida

Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you

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(727): View more from Florida

He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

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