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(604): View more from British Columbia

fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this

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(415): View more from California

Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.

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(219): View more from Indiana

My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.

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