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(907): View more from Alaska

Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life

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(773): View more from Illinois

Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.

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(512): View more from Texas

Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool

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No

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(207): View more from Maine

It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.

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(386): View more from Florida

I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem

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(530): View more from California

That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.

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