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(207): View more from Maine

Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment

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(908): View more from New Jersey

and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"

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(270): View more from Kentucky

they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''

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(540): View more from Virginia

She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.

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(720): View more from Colorado

It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.

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